Cinema Cinema!.. PART-I

June 18th '09

From the tiltle if ur thinking that it will b another run-off-the-mill bollywood review blog then ur partly right n mostly wrong ;) Well it would be a review all right but of a different kind!.. :P

Well... Imagine ourselves viewing a flick of the 80's n 90's with great interest and enjoying the over-the-top dialogues be it a Sunny Deol action melodrama or a Govinda Masala Masti!.. But when we look back at the movies we cant help but cracking jokes about the funny dialogues and the larger than life ranting of heroes as well as villans!.. Right??..

So here comes some of the rib-tickling moments with some of my comments thrown in to add to the zing!.. Enjoy!..

Scene 1: Enter Gabbar.. "Nach basant naach" !.. (Basanti looking here n there!.. Yeh veeru kyun kuch nahi blo raha!.. )

Viru tied With ropes.. shouts.. "Nahi basanti in kutto ke saamne mat naachna!.." (Like the visual ability is impaired when tied wit ropes!..;))

Previous to this!.. Thakur tied in Gabbar's den.. Enter Gabbar!.. Instead of directly brutalizing the Thakur by chopping off!.. some screen footage!.. "Yeh haath mujhko dede thakur".. Thakur.. 'Nayee' (typical Sanjeev kumar!..Tongue half in the cheeks!.. Half shout with eyebrows raised!.. ;))Again n again!.. Cassette is scratched!.. 'Nayee' 'Nayee'!.. Are baba picture khatam ho jayegi!..kaat dal jaaldi!..

Scene 2: Sunny Deol's scenes r like a manufacturing machine!.. same setting..same product.. new packing!.. Multiple copies!..

There was a time when all his movies seemed all the same!.. Ghayal..Ghatak..Ziddi!.. A protagonist seems hell bent on taking on the system!..

Action!.. "Yeh dhai kilo ka haath..jispe paad jaata..etcetc" (Like we can measure our different body parts individually!.. ;)) Enter Amrish puri!.. Baal zatakte huai!.. "Balwant rai ke kutte"..Amrish..luking back n front!.. Who me?.. son takes off where his father left!.. And the legacy continues!..

Scene 3: "Deewar" Shashi kapoor n Amitabh fighting..Good against Evil!.. "Mera paas Bangla hain..Gaadi hain..etctetc".. Koi hame bhi dilwa do yaar!.. "tere paas kya hain!..".. After a 10 minute pause..With nose going up-up-up..STOP.."Mere paas MAA hain!.. :P".. Tadaan!.. tu jeet gaya bhai!.. ;)

Jammane se bhagate hue!... "Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign leke aao!.. etc".. Shashi kapoor maan main.."Abe unko kahaan dhundo aab!.. tuhi dede Bhai!.."

These n many more scenes categorized n brought to the fore~~ Hindi Writers!..

Scene 4: "Andaz Apna Apna"..Well this is one of the funniest movies to be made ever!.. So many dialogues!.. i cant write here..the page will be full!..

"Mera naam hain Crime master GOGO!.." (notice he is dressed like a spiderman!.. ;) choori..par style se!.. ;)) "Ankein nikaal ke gotiya khelta hun!" (Vohoo!..No comments!.)

"Do chai kun..Ek hi..Ek chai peene se Dosti badhti hain!.." God knows the fact!.. chai peene ke baad aaj tak dono ne saath kaam nahi kiya hain!.. ;)

Scene 5: Govindaa...Ahh..i know u were waiting for it!.. How can b story completed without him!..

Figure him dancing on the road..atop a bus..in the garden.. on the roof!.. near swimming pool.. table ke uppar!..( gosh!.. is there a place which is left untouched!.. ) with his belly going up n down like a football wobbling to be kicked!..

Also his antics as a Boy-dressed-as-girls in numerous pictures!~~ If i were to marry this types!.. Mummy..Sucide!.. (No not like Viru in sholay atop a Tank!.. Waise btw how he reaches there is a big secret haan!.. Fire Brigade!.. ;))

"Tere pyaar main kya kya nahi bana Meena..Kabhi bana kutta Kabhi kameena!.." Lot many people r inspired by our macho man Dharam Paaji..Haanji...Enter Karishma kapoor!.. "doosra koi hero bacha nahi hain kya bollywood main!.. Ek hi ke saath nachwaate ho!.."

One of his perennial partner-in-crime (No..i m not talking about casting couch!.. ;)) is Shakti kapoor!.. (So..many kapoors!.. Rename it to Kollywood!..) "Main toh choota sa naanha sa baacha hun" .. Child labour in films!.. Action!.. (Are not that legal action!.. Roll Camera..Action!.. ;) )

Scene 6: Raj Kumar!.. (Chalo 'K' kahin toh aage badha!.. Kapoor se Kumar tak!..) This is my favourite in terms of spicy n Unusual dialogues!..

Action.. sir stand straight!..Without moving!.. "Hum jahaan khade hote hain vahi se line shuru hoti hain!.." All those b4 upon seeing him re-aligns themselves!..unke peeche!.. :)

"Jaani!..Hamara roomal bhi agar choote..toh haath jaal jata!..".. Magic chemical in operation here?..

"Zaamana humse hain..hum zaama ne se nahi!.." With a big cigar in the mouth!.. "Jaani" With hands scratching continuosly on the neck!.. (Jaa-ni aab bas bhi karo!...Itch guard laaga lo!.. ;))

Last but not the very means the Least!.. from my fav movie!..

"Sardar maine aapka Namak khaya hain".. Aaaa thu!.. kadwa hain!.. (TATA namak nahi hain kya!..;))

"Toh aab goli(added emphasis for grter effect!..;)) kha!.."

Dishkyaun..Dishkyaun..Dishkyaun!.. Sshhh... Everywhere Silence with only Birds Making Flapping noise!.. ;)

I rest my Case!.. ;)

P.S. :- Hope u enjoyed it!.. ;) Sequel coming up!.. if only this one is a Box-Office Hit!..Give in ur Tickets as comments!.. ;) Btw its free!.. ;)

P.P.S. :- Green Brigade is making a move on!.. Go Green!..