Cinema Cinema-II

June 23rd '09

So after a dig at the most popular dialogues of the Hindi Film Industry, so we now look into the most funny dance sequences n lyrics to have greeeted us and made us laugh!..

Lets start off by quoting the most hilarious ones first!.. N no one can beat Govinda in this game of upmanship!..

"Ladki kamaal re ki akhiyo se Goli mare, Dishkyon!.." with Chi-Chi (wat funny petname!.. ;))trying to seduce Ravina tondon with a metaphor which our security establishment would love to emulate!.. Imagine cops killing the terrorists with their eyes!..(wat u started imagining!.. lolz!..) No Guns..No real Bullets!.. (They dont have it anyways!.. )

Another Govinda number(out of 100's) "Main toh raaste se jaa raha tha..Main toh bhel puri kha raha tha!..etcetc" Hmm.. No Comments!.. ;)

These Filmi-waalas have innate ability to come with the most outrageous filler-words in the songs..

Sample this.. "oh keindie pump up the jame oh keinde..O jaane jaana Keinde(Partner)" N wat in this world does that mean!.. Uff!..

"Roozi bood aasheqat boodam Az daste to kheyli raazi boodam Ammaa to ba'd sheytooni kardi Nazdike,bure bure ham ham ham shaitaan zara zara bachna re hamse(Bluff-Master)" Arabics @ work!.. Do not disturb!.. Btw if u get the meaning..Please lemme know!..

"Ooonnnn...Ooonnnnn...." Do i say more..yes u guessed it right!.. Himesh reshammiya with his Nasal twangs!.. Repeated again n again.. over different movies for added effects of hallucinations!... :)

Speaking of Himesh.. He has this unique style of repeatition!.. Must have got a beating at school.. Lessons learnt the hard way!..

"Kitne Armaan maan maan maan..." Gosh!.. Its never gonna stop!.. "Ashiq banaya..Ashiq banaya..Ashiq banaya!.." 3 in the price of 1!.. Not baad hun!.. :)

A full Biography can be written on him and his antics..But we leave it to Ashaji to show him his place!..

well it amazes me to see using them religious words in every other song!.. Well they must be appealing to our emotions i guess!..

In welcome!.. "Inshallah..Inshallah!.. " Notice the hero..err Villans uttering this while dancing so hideously!.. utter Disrespect to the sacred words!..

"ya ali madad ali..ya ali yeh meri zindagi!.. (Gangster)"

"khwaja mere khwaja.. (Jodha Akbar)"

"Mata ke bhakt hain hum..(I guess..Khiladi)" But one thing is sure.. They r very soulful n pleasing to listen!.. :)

Hey..Hey..Getting off track!.. Watch out!... So coming back to the funny theme...

Ever noticed the expressions on our evergreen heroes of yesterday!.. Rajesh khanna..Raj kumar..Jitendra.. etc!.. W/o any funny lines in the songs they can make us laugh!..

"Ek Banjara gaye.. Jeene ki raah dikhaye" Observe Jitendra!.. N the funny saadi waving of 'only-for-dancing' actress!.. N the waiter too!.. playing the Langdi game!.. ;)

"Yeh duniya yeh mehfil.. Mere kaam ki nahi!.." Though i like the song for its singing more.. Watch the expressions of Raj Kumar!.. Out of this world!.. U will fall off laugh seeing the over-dramatics!.. :)

"Main toh jhum jhum jhum jhum jhumroo.." Shahrukh ne yaahi se copy kiya hain!... K..K..K..K.. Kiran!..

"Yamma..yamma..yamma..yamma..yeh khubsurat saama!.." dont know the meaning!..Some name or situation maybe!??.. Actor feeling uneasy!.. ;)

N many more!.. Its exhaustive!..

"Tan-tana-tan-tan-tan-taaraa, chalti hai kya nau se baaraah ? shaam ke show ki do ticktein hain, khol ke purse batlaaoon; samajh na mujhko aisa-waisa, mere batue mein hai paisa" Salmaan patoing another Girlfriend!..

"Gore gore mukhde pe kaalaa kaalaa chashma, tauba khuda khair kare, khoob hai karishma".. n it had Raveena as lead!.. :)

"Main aaye hoon UP Bihar lootne".. Shilpa sheety ko koi samjhao!..

"Meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy……………..yeh rumaal bhi sexy hai" Use of expletives!.. I dont comment on that!.. Good boy!.. hehe.. ;)

Well..Many more!.. But No time!..

(N u had the Guts to read it to the last!.. Hats off 2 u!.. lol!.. ;))