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Friday, July 17, 2009

Social Tweet-Working!..

July 16th '09

One more day(rather evening!..) of solitary confinement in my room trying to pass the time(tick..tick) looking at the incessant rain falling for two endless days.. Days in which i got totally wet trying to reach for my Bus.. Lived off the tidbits of small offerings called Food which was forcefully packed with my luggage(some of them w/o my information!..) by mommy dearest (so glad for doing this!.. )..Nothing but 3 morons living off in a cranky apartment sometimes w/o water.. lots of extra-terrestial objects and 2 tubes and 2 fans!..

In this time of forced distress.. there are lots of things i catch up on!.. More importantly the reading part!.. Read like anything in the past 1 week(Completed 3-4 books!.. ;)) Reading is the one thing that i enjoy doing any part of the day or night btw!.. whether its right after waking up on saturday mornings or before midnight customary sleep-in time.. Battling my eyelids to give that one extra minute to catch up on the next interesting page!.. :)

Anyways this is not the time to talk of the reading part!.. Whats keeping me busy these days is the numerous social networking sites that i had been logging in lately!.. (Gosh!.. So may of them that i dont remember the passwords of all!.. :)) esp. in this time of Nothing-to-do-coz-of-rain!..

So my time of the evening and early part of night is spent on browsing through the sites!.. Trying to chat with a friend far away or close by!..

Facebook, Orkut etcetc there r so many of them!.. Lately i have been Twittering(Nothing to do with my anthropolgy btw!.. I m still a human!.. ;)) Without making the customary bird-sound(well..i can try though!.. :) )

Twitter is a new micro-blogging site..i had a chance encounter with!.. (more by force than by will!..) when the whole world was going ga-ga over its sweet sound!.. The morons from mars and venus sharing their minuest part of their life with such alarming regularity is fascinating and scaring!.. Something happens in the next minute or so.. Woosh!.. Next minute it is on the site!..as Tweet!.. whether they r passing through a every-year-same-story watterlogged streets of mumbai or sitting-in-a-bad-hotel munching on their dosas and coke.. (Wonder they text.. eating off one hand and the mobile on the other!.. :)) Like we give a damn!.. :)

But the more i think of it.. it enables to share the details of our life.. whats happening and what's not-so-happening!.. Fascinating though!..

There r lots of i-tweet-every-second types on twitter i came across in these last few days!... One of them being Gul Panag!.. My God!.. She tweets like anything!.. Somehow i think of whether she lives-for-twittering or twittering-to-live!.. ;)

Like the way Shashi Tharoor (One of my fav. authors incidently!..) tweets here!.. Not-so-much-details but enuf-to-chew-upon!.. (Else the mandarins(No chinese connection that is left for the Left parties to deal with!..) in the North-Block (or is it South?) will gun for his head!..)

But it helps in some serious issues as well!.. Witness what happens over the IranElections!.. When their censorship-happy leaders tried to block every form of medium of expressions!.. Came to the resue.. Facebook and Twitter.. So it can serve as a powerful source of social awakening and bonding!.. :)

Tryting to be Twitter-ready!.. So that this-good-for-nothing (apart from eating and reading!.. :)) soul gets some Footage!..

Happy Tweeting!... (But watch out for your beak though!.. Dont get hurt!.. ;) )

Latest Tweet :- Rain Rain Everywhere!.. Not a drop to drink!.. ;)

We the (IT) People!.

July 17th '09


We the (IT) People are a pampered lot,

Every1 trying to get our riches which is long lost!...


We the (IT) People get a special "Concession"

Wherever we go, there r special rates just for our 'tag'-ification!..


We the (IT) People get special discount,

After inflating the prices many times count!..


We the (IT) People dont get the house,

Coz we r bachelors and dont have decent spouse!..


We the (IT) People spend a bomb,

Everything from clothes to comb!..


We the (IT) People have a weekend off,

Dont remember the week long gone!..


What required is Conversion from,

"We the (IT) People" to "We the People" :)



Thursday, July 2, 2009

Pursuits!..

July 2nd '09


Just why do i come here..Ohhooo..ohhooo..


To look at the empty chairs,
Dart through the Montior in despair, Ohhoo..
Look around the harrowed faces here n there
Roam about near-full rooms for some spare.. Ohhoo..


Just why do i come here..Ohhooo..Ohhooo..


Expecting a call in progress,
Today or tomorow it will buttress, Ohhoo..
Somewhere, someone will pick a receiver n congress
I wait for that moment to emanate.. Ohhoo..


Just why do i come here..Ohhooo..Ohhooo..


Shifting-through the bus window- my gaze,
Wasting my hours to this haze..Ohhoo..
Back n forth in this jungle n mess,
Filled with void in between two rummages..Ohhoo..


Just why do i come here..Ohhooo..Ohhooo..


To pack n go out for a distant place,
Guess this is a routine in this duress..Ohhoo..
I aspired much more than being sag and perplexed,
To get on with something substantial where i m adept..Ohhoo..


Still why do i come here..Ohhoo..Ohhoo..

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Inter-views!..

July 1st '09


Disclamer :- All the characters in this story is fictional. Any resemblance to living and dead, Working or on bench, On the rolls or fired is purely co-incidental!..

Interviews!.. What a dreaded word!.. Interviews can sometimes be funny, crap, useless, interesting, insightful, eye-opener!..

Well most of time it hinges on two extremes of painful disintegration of one's self confidence or an insulin shot to the already diabetic patient low on sugar!.. Most of the times its former rather than the latter..

Interviews for joining an organization is pretty cakewalk as compared to the project interviews!

CHR : Welcome!..Please sit down!..

VG:(Already sweating at what to expect) Thanks.. (Takes his position)

CHR: So tell me about urself (Looking @ resume..as if it is a blank piece of paper!..)

VG: I m VG.. Have done.. Blah Blah for 5-10 minutes!. (consciously, tring to remember the script!..)

CHR: Where do u see yourself 5 years from now?

VG:(If i had know 4 yrs down the line i would be an engineer!..;)) On some higher position to the present one!.. (Didnt know what lay ahead!..Its the safest Bet!..)

Then some technical questions!.. N voila!.. Interview finished!..

CHR: Anything u wanna ask?

VG: (Hey..am i selected?.. wats my salary?.. Where i would be posted?..) No.

CHR: Thanks. Cya

VG: Thanks!..

On the way out .. (Having i done well?.. Did i sit properly.. Have i blabbered unnecessary things??..) Swamped with humanity on all side..What did he asked?..How was the interview!.. Well By that time VG was floating in his imaginary world.. Oblivious to the outside hullabaloo...

Result :- Selected!..

Now in the organization!..Rigorous training!.. Passing all in flying colors!..

Standing before a project interviewer!..(After a 5 month hiatus!.. Well dont know whether he was sleeping or the other side!.. )

ST: U will have to give a 40 question test then technical panel interview.. then HR interview!..

VG: (Huff!.. Burnout!.. ) Okay.

ST: Sit in the room. Ur 30 minutes starts now!..

VG: (Tick..Tick..) Ann..wats was the answer..A..okay..next..Ann..

ST: Time is up. Result in 10 min.

VG: okay.

(After 30 minutes!..)

ST: Lets have an interview!..

VG: okay.

(Interview Starts)

ST: What is overridding.. what is overloading..what is a servlet.. threads.. sql..

VG: (Oh..my God!.. ) yeah..overriding is.. overloading is... servlet... (One by one answers all!.. Perspiring!.. )

ST: Okay we will let u know the result!..

After 3-4 days..

ST: Hey, u r selected. Join the project from 2morow!..

VG: Thanks!.. (Estatic!.. First project..New team!.. New Experience!..)

After 5 months...Project finished.(Nothing like VG was supposed to have as a first project...)

Next interview!..After 2 months (Still sleeping!.. these fellows!..)

RG: Hey, i have an opportunity for u.. Come to see me

VG:(Gosh!.. Atlast something to chew about!..) Yes sir. I will b there

Next Day..

RG: This is the project. Duration 2 months.. Liked to do it?

VG: (Wow..what a breeze!..No ques. asked!.. I like this guy!..) Yes. Sir!..

(Waise VG was pretty tired of waiting for the imaginary calls!.. Its time to Do some action!..)

After two months!.. VG was Released!..(Released as in not like from a jail!.. Quite dejected to go actually!..)

Eerie Silence for two more months!.. (Hmm..Do these guys work at all??..)

After 2 months!.. Next call!..

JC: Come down for an opportunity tomorow.

VG: Okay

A day passes by...

(What project?.. Which technology?.. What will he ask?.. I think this neurotic nervousness is eternal for a IT prof.)

JC: Can u come @ 5?..

VG: (Importance of time!..) ya..sure (What work do i have anyways!..)

At 5'0 clock..

JC: U have worked on so and so tech. So cm 2morow and meet PC.

VG: (??.. ) Okay..

A day passes by...

VG: Hello, Sir. U called me today.

JC: Can u come @ 4. Will introduce u to PC.

VG:(This much footage i didnt encountered while meeting my college prof.) Okay.

At 4 'o Clock..

VG: Hello, Sir

JC: Oh.. yes..

VG: Sir the interview?

JC: Ohh..ya.. Come..

PC: Hi, Come lets have a discussion.

VG: Okay.

PC: How much 'live' exp. do have on so-so tech.

VG: 5 monts.

PC: Ohh.. We were luking for 1.5. Fire-fighting actually. Sorry.

Interview time :- 5 sec!..

(By the time VG was seeting with anger. Didnt they study the resume? Dont they plan beforehand?. Every1 asks for 'live' project exp. But where does one get from?.. Why do they take freshers then?.. Blah Blah!.. )

VG: okay. No problem. Help yourself. Thanks for ur time.

(His time was 5 sec.. Mine was 2 1/2 days!..)

Next i heard VG was getting calls for a far-away place in the middle of sea to give the interviews!..

He's become expert in interviews now!.. If have any queries then please email @ VG@interviewExpert.com