Cinema Cinema-II

June 23rd '09

So after a dig at the most popular dialogues of the Hindi Film Industry, so we now look into the most funny dance sequences n lyrics to have greeeted us and made us laugh!..

Lets start off by quoting the most hilarious ones first!.. N no one can beat Govinda in this game of upmanship!..

"Ladki kamaal re ki akhiyo se Goli mare, Dishkyon!.." with Chi-Chi (wat funny petname!.. ;))trying to seduce Ravina tondon with a metaphor which our security establishment would love to emulate!.. Imagine cops killing the terrorists with their eyes!..(wat u started imagining!.. lolz!..) No Guns..No real Bullets!.. (They dont have it anyways!.. )

Another Govinda number(out of 100's) "Main toh raaste se jaa raha tha..Main toh bhel puri kha raha tha!..etcetc" Hmm.. No Comments!.. ;)

These Filmi-waalas have innate ability to come with the most outrageous filler-words in the songs..

Sample this.. "oh keindie pump up the jame oh keinde..O jaane jaana Keinde(Partner)" N wat in this world does that mean!.. Uff!..

"Roozi bood aasheqat boodam Az daste to kheyli raazi boodam Ammaa to ba'd sheytooni kardi Nazdike,bure bure ham ham ham shaitaan zara zara bachna re hamse(Bluff-Master)" Arabics @ work!.. Do not disturb!.. Btw if u get the meaning..Please lemme know!..

"Ooonnnn...Ooonnnnn...." Do i say more..yes u guessed it right!.. Himesh reshammiya with his Nasal twangs!.. Repeated again n again.. over different movies for added effects of hallucinations!... :)

Speaking of Himesh.. He has this unique style of repeatition!.. Must have got a beating at school.. Lessons learnt the hard way!..

"Kitne Armaan maan maan maan..." Gosh!.. Its never gonna stop!.. "Ashiq banaya..Ashiq banaya..Ashiq banaya!.." 3 in the price of 1!.. Not baad hun!.. :)

A full Biography can be written on him and his antics..But we leave it to Ashaji to show him his place!..

well it amazes me to see using them religious words in every other song!.. Well they must be appealing to our emotions i guess!..

In welcome!.. "Inshallah..Inshallah!.. " Notice the hero..err Villans uttering this while dancing so hideously!.. utter Disrespect to the sacred words!..

"ya ali madad ali..ya ali yeh meri zindagi!.. (Gangster)"

"khwaja mere khwaja.. (Jodha Akbar)"

"Mata ke bhakt hain hum..(I guess..Khiladi)" But one thing is sure.. They r very soulful n pleasing to listen!.. :)

Hey..Hey..Getting off track!.. Watch out!... So coming back to the funny theme...

Ever noticed the expressions on our evergreen heroes of yesterday!.. Rajesh khanna..Raj kumar..Jitendra.. etc!.. W/o any funny lines in the songs they can make us laugh!..

"Ek Banjara gaye.. Jeene ki raah dikhaye" Observe Jitendra!.. N the funny saadi waving of 'only-for-dancing' actress!.. N the waiter too!.. playing the Langdi game!.. ;)

"Yeh duniya yeh mehfil.. Mere kaam ki nahi!.." Though i like the song for its singing more.. Watch the expressions of Raj Kumar!.. Out of this world!.. U will fall off laugh seeing the over-dramatics!.. :)

"Main toh jhum jhum jhum jhum jhumroo.." Shahrukh ne yaahi se copy kiya hain!... K..K..K..K.. Kiran!..

"Yamma..yamma..yamma..yamma..yeh khubsurat saama!.." dont know the meaning!..Some name or situation maybe!??.. Actor feeling uneasy!.. ;)

N many more!.. Its exhaustive!..

"Tan-tana-tan-tan-tan-taaraa, chalti hai kya nau se baaraah ? shaam ke show ki do ticktein hain, khol ke purse batlaaoon; samajh na mujhko aisa-waisa, mere batue mein hai paisa" Salmaan patoing another Girlfriend!..

"Gore gore mukhde pe kaalaa kaalaa chashma, tauba khuda khair kare, khoob hai karishma".. n it had Raveena as lead!.. :)

"Main aaye hoon UP Bihar lootne".. Shilpa sheety ko koi samjhao!..

"Meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy……………..yeh rumaal bhi sexy hai" Use of expletives!.. I dont comment on that!.. Good boy!.. hehe.. ;)

Well..Many more!.. But No time!..

(N u had the Guts to read it to the last!.. Hats off 2 u!.. lol!.. ;))

Cinema Cinema!.. PART-I

June 18th '09

From the tiltle if ur thinking that it will b another run-off-the-mill bollywood review blog then ur partly right n mostly wrong ;) Well it would be a review all right but of a different kind!.. :P

Well... Imagine ourselves viewing a flick of the 80's n 90's with great interest and enjoying the over-the-top dialogues be it a Sunny Deol action melodrama or a Govinda Masala Masti!.. But when we look back at the movies we cant help but cracking jokes about the funny dialogues and the larger than life ranting of heroes as well as villans!.. Right??..

So here comes some of the rib-tickling moments with some of my comments thrown in to add to the zing!.. Enjoy!..

Scene 1: Enter Gabbar.. "Nach basant naach" !.. (Basanti looking here n there!.. Yeh veeru kyun kuch nahi blo raha!.. )

Viru tied With ropes.. shouts.. "Nahi basanti in kutto ke saamne mat naachna!.." (Like the visual ability is impaired when tied wit ropes!..;))

Previous to this!.. Thakur tied in Gabbar's den.. Enter Gabbar!.. Instead of directly brutalizing the Thakur by chopping off!.. some screen footage!.. "Yeh haath mujhko dede thakur".. Thakur.. 'Nayee' (typical Sanjeev kumar!..Tongue half in the cheeks!.. Half shout with eyebrows raised!.. ;))Again n again!.. Cassette is scratched!.. 'Nayee' 'Nayee'!.. Are baba picture khatam ho jayegi!..kaat dal jaaldi!..

Scene 2: Sunny Deol's scenes r like a manufacturing machine!.. same setting..same product.. new packing!.. Multiple copies!..

There was a time when all his movies seemed all the same!.. Ghayal..Ghatak..Ziddi!.. A protagonist seems hell bent on taking on the system!..

Action!.. "Yeh dhai kilo ka haath..jispe paad jaata..etcetc" (Like we can measure our different body parts individually!.. ;)) Enter Amrish puri!.. Baal zatakte huai!.. "Balwant rai ke kutte"..Amrish..luking back n front!.. Who me?.. son takes off where his father left!.. And the legacy continues!..

Scene 3: "Deewar" Shashi kapoor n Amitabh fighting..Good against Evil!.. "Mera paas Bangla hain..Gaadi hain..etctetc".. Koi hame bhi dilwa do yaar!.. "tere paas kya hain!..".. After a 10 minute pause..With nose going up-up-up..STOP.."Mere paas MAA hain!.. :P".. Tadaan!.. tu jeet gaya bhai!.. ;)

Jammane se bhagate hue!... "Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign leke aao!.. etc".. Shashi kapoor maan main.."Abe unko kahaan dhundo aab!.. tuhi dede Bhai!.."

These n many more scenes categorized n brought to the fore~~ Hindi Writers!..

Scene 4: "Andaz Apna Apna"..Well this is one of the funniest movies to be made ever!.. So many dialogues!.. i cant write here..the page will be full!..

"Mera naam hain Crime master GOGO!.." (notice he is dressed like a spiderman!.. ;) choori..par style se!.. ;)) "Ankein nikaal ke gotiya khelta hun!" (Vohoo!..No comments!.)

"Do chai kun..Ek hi..Ek chai peene se Dosti badhti hain!.." God knows the fact!.. chai peene ke baad aaj tak dono ne saath kaam nahi kiya hain!.. ;)

Scene 5: Govindaa...Ahh..i know u were waiting for it!.. How can b story completed without him!..

Figure him dancing on the road..atop a bus..in the garden.. on the roof!.. near swimming pool.. table ke uppar!..( gosh!.. is there a place which is left untouched!.. ) with his belly going up n down like a football wobbling to be kicked!..

Also his antics as a Boy-dressed-as-girls in numerous pictures!~~ If i were to marry this types!.. Mummy..Sucide!.. (No not like Viru in sholay atop a Tank!.. Waise btw how he reaches there is a big secret haan!.. Fire Brigade!.. ;))

"Tere pyaar main kya kya nahi bana Meena..Kabhi bana kutta Kabhi kameena!.." Lot many people r inspired by our macho man Dharam Paaji..Haanji...Enter Karishma kapoor!.. "doosra koi hero bacha nahi hain kya bollywood main!.. Ek hi ke saath nachwaate ho!.."

One of his perennial partner-in-crime (No..i m not talking about casting couch!.. ;)) is Shakti kapoor!.. (So..many kapoors!.. Rename it to Kollywood!..) "Main toh choota sa naanha sa baacha hun" .. Child labour in films!.. Action!.. (Are not that legal action!.. Roll Camera..Action!.. ;) )

Scene 6: Raj Kumar!.. (Chalo 'K' kahin toh aage badha!.. Kapoor se Kumar tak!..) This is my favourite in terms of spicy n Unusual dialogues!..

Action.. sir stand straight!..Without moving!.. "Hum jahaan khade hote hain vahi se line shuru hoti hain!.." All those b4 upon seeing him re-aligns themselves!..unke peeche!.. :)

"Jaani!..Hamara roomal bhi agar choote..toh haath jaal jata!..".. Magic chemical in operation here?..

"Zaamana humse hain..hum zaama ne se nahi!.." With a big cigar in the mouth!.. "Jaani" With hands scratching continuosly on the neck!.. (Jaa-ni aab bas bhi karo!...Itch guard laaga lo!.. ;))

Last but not the very means the Least!.. from my fav movie!..

"Sardar maine aapka Namak khaya hain".. Aaaa thu!.. kadwa hain!.. (TATA namak nahi hain kya!..;))

"Toh aab goli(added emphasis for grter effect!..;)) kha!.."

Dishkyaun..Dishkyaun..Dishkyaun!.. Sshhh... Everywhere Silence with only Birds Making Flapping noise!.. ;)

I rest my Case!.. ;)

P.S. :- Hope u enjoyed it!.. ;) Sequel coming up!.. if only this one is a Box-Office Hit!..Give in ur Tickets as comments!.. ;) Btw its free!.. ;)

P.P.S. :- Green Brigade is making a move on!.. Go Green!..

Morning Blues!..

June 17th '09

Well.. Today was also a day similar to several other days when i was well awake @ 7 AM.. But guess what?.. the bus was only 15 minutes away.. n here i was barely out of bed and no way in the world i could have make it through my early rituals to be on time huffing and puffing to the bus stop. So it was another day of failed attempt trying to get up early (Also there was India's match late at night didn't help to further the cause!.. ;)) and going to office by Early-morning (Hardly we can call it a regular bus ;) 7:15 is early boss!.. :))

Well i was dragging my body of early morning slumber(trying to b as slow as possible!.. coz the next scheduled departure was only at 9:45), then suddenly some random lines occurred to me!.. (Considering that my stomach was craving for food..it was quite a mean feat!... ;))

These r figments of my imaginations in early morning hour whn i shud b only bothering abt is putting toothbrush in my mouth!.. :)

Please dont wait,

I will b late..



Sleep playing mate,

I m not still up-2-date..



Sorry for the fate,

Next time I will set the record straight!.. :)

Estatic in my mind, I started for the mundane things all over again!..

New day..Old habits!.. New thoughts!.. ;)

P.S. :- Notice all the greenery around!.. Gosh!.. This Go Green campaign is starting to have desired effect on me!.. ;) Cheers!..

Smile intertwined with Sorrow!..

June 3rd '09

Why is that, world is full of sorrows

That we have to laugh a smile borrowed...

So engrossed in daily mundane life,

That we fail to appreciate the minute happy moments...

Quarrels between known and unknown,

That patience is now unheard and unpossessed trait...

Slaying for each other's blood @ the drop of the hat,

That we fail to notice they r our own brethren..

Cries of uneasiness going un-noticed,

Our emotions does not get stirred anymore..

Why is that, world is full of sorrows

That we have to laugh a smile borrowed!...